07:43 good morning tweetie-pies! I'm officially back from my girl's trip to the lake & headed back to work today... #

09:47 It's a blog-o-rama! the girls at beaver lake tinyurl.com/kpr6k8 #

10:53 so I'm hungry. Today's lunch is actually NOT a #leancuisine but a #SmartOnes instead. Hmmmm. #

11:07 Fictionistas Honey, You're Fat tinyurl.com/m9zkfm #

11:19 I was gone for a few days, are we still involved in #squarespace? #

11:54 why did real age just send me an email asking "how old is your dog really?" I mean, Really? I don't care about my dog's 'real age' #

17:25 FatChicksRunning! Connie: One Who Rocks tinyurl.com/m3c7s2 #

18:04 it drives me nuts when the local news guys make 'small talk' about how 'hot' it is. IT'S FECKING SUMMER IN ARKANSAS. duh. #

18:07 watching last season's Top Chef and remembering how much I couldn't stand that damn Lisa. #

22:10 OMG i have such a chef crush on Wylie Dufresne! #

22:11 Let it be known, that i also have a Chef Crush on Graham Elliot Bowles #

22:24 odd thought of day: if a stripper gets a pimple on her ass, does she call in sick? b/c rly, is there anythng less sexy than an ass pimple? #

22:26 #helpiranelection - show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - helpiranelection.com/ #

22:32 maybe the stripper with the ass-pimple gives a lap dance discount #

22:53 all right, I'm taking my effed up thinking to bed. i'm quite sure I'll be thinking of body acne all night. That's what dreams r made of #